Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize
