I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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