i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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