He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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