That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
