What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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