Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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