we have officially lost it.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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