my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Congratulations! We have a period
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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