Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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