But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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