So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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