doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
