It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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