I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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