You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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