He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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