So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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