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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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