you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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