Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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