Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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