Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
