Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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