I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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