why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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