yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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