if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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