have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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