I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
what day is it and did you see me today?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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