Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm going to jail i love you
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Terrible idea I love it
You were trust falling into bushes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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