Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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