Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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