Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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