Well apparently he's into motor boating.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Never joke about your clitoris.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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