It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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