plz talk dirty to me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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