its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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