what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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