You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He felt like a one man threesome
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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