i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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