alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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