I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I need water and some morals
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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