So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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