oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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