hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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