stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize