I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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