New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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