is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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