lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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