I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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