some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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