yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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