There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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