I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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