Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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